R-rated Dirty Joke?

General
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On Fridays I attend Yoga, I was told it is excellent for my brains recovery of coordinatio, and balance! I make it my habit to tell a dirty joke on Friday after the class, but I need a new joke for tomorrow! It is usually a dirty joke if you please, but not too raunchy; I like to call them R-rated NOT X-rated!! Because my class is all genders and all ages! Thanks all, I know its a bit short notice but it was worth a try; in my 'hope for the best, and plan for the worst' lifestyle
cheers,
Nikki

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I think you're going to love this...http://www.scribd.com/doc/48065715/Friar-s-Club-Encyclopedia-of-Jokes

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Hi Nicole,

The concern is what is R rated to you might be higher than that for others. Responders, just try to keep it fairly clean here and not offensive to any group, gender, yada, yada. They can be about old farts, cuz I am one.................

Occasionally, there's some bad feelings generated here cuz what one person might think is ok, someone else doesn't. We mods don't like to have to be morality police, so it's easier if those subjects are kept to a minimum here.

Best wishes,
Ron

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Humor & laughter is good for the soul!
And I echo my friends, Ron & Ninibeth. :)

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Nikki...I also agree with our friends. The Network is not the place to find R-rated jokes. Because of the ages and disabilities of our members, let's just keep it clean...The sub-group was to give people a smile.

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Hi Nicole,

Hey I hope it doesn't sound to you like "the mods are ganging up on you", cuz that's not our intent I'm sure.

One of the wizards who keeps this site running did a trick somehow that puts the moniker "MODERATOR" across our pics at the left. None of us did it ourselves--it just showed up one day recently. Prior to that, you could read replies and wouldn't know that they were from a mod, unless you looked at a link on the site to read who the mods were. Honestly, prior to the note on the pics, I didn't really pay much attention to who the mods were.

So please don't feel like the mods are trying to make you go stand in the time out box or something. They like me are just replying to posts as they always have.

But after seeing the responses and most of them from mods, I can see how you might think we are piling on you. That is NOT our intent. My apologizes to you if it seems that way.

Ron, KS